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Shrew Designs Portfolio
Roz Paterson (aka Arty Shrew) has been creating illustrations and designs for more years than you can poke a stick at!!
She's pretty good at it now. See what you think!.
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Show someone you care, send them a Fun, Fab, Free, eCard.
Simply become a member for nothing. That's right it's FREE. All you have to do is join us. Join here.
Membership allows you to send our beautiful, unique range of egreetings. All lovingly crafted for you by Arty Shrew.
Arty Shrew's bio.
You can sign up on the ecards main page or when you choose your first Card.
You will then be able to access all the great options in the e-card menu - address book, calendar of special dates, birthday reminder service, our music library and photo and music uploads so you can make your own eCards.
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Featured Cards
Our current featured greetings cards come from our very own Shrew ecard
range.
Our feisty, loveable Shrew characters evolved as a result of a magazine brand we developed a few years ago and Arty Shrew has just kept adding to them ever since.
We have everything from Pole Dancing Shrew to Captn. Jack Shrew. All about Shrew
By joining our club you will have unlimited access to all of our Shrews and be first to hear of new ones.
Watch out for Indie Shrew, Sicky Shrews and a great range of International characters including Bollywood Shrews and River Dance Shrew all coming soon.
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From left to right;
Our shrews get together to party in style! - Send the suave
man in your life 007 Shrew.
To send these Fun, Fab, Free eCards or see more click on the images.
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The Shrew Shop
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You've seen the Shrews now buy the tee shirt, or the mug, or the cap or the button or....or...or..or....
We have a wide range of products featuring our ever popular Shrews.
Have a look There's something for everyone from the Kitchen Queen Shrew Apron to the Mr.Shrewit Cap!
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Let us entertain you!
The entire content of shrewonline.com is completely, absolutely, totally FREE. Our columns, quiz, features, eCards and Virtual gifts. ALL FREE! No catches, no hidden costs.
All we ask is that you become a member and sign up for our bi-monthly Shrewsletter. Membership allows you to send our lovely range of eCards. You can sign up on any page or when you choose your first Card. You will then be able to access all the great options in the e-card menu - address book, calendar of special dates, birthday reminder service, our music library and photo and music uploads so you can make your own eCards. All FREE..... So sign up NOW for the Shrews letter to keep informed about what's coming up...
...and don't forget to drop in to shrewonline.com whenever you need a laugh!
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Rural anchormen Shorn Cornery and Bruce Brucelosis bring you the
fast...breaking...z z z....z z z. z z z z z z
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The Puddlethorpe Pet Show got off to a great start with Stan Dodger's John Travolta look-alike Python Todger taking out first place for Unusual and Exotic Pets.
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Foreign affairs co-respondant and socialite Gloriana Sweetie-Poppett reports on the ‘goings on’ going on wherever she happens to go on...and off!
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Convincing powerful men in North Korea to keep their large weapons under control requires all of Gloriana's man-handling wiles.
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Doug Holl and Poppy Growless dig the dirt in Shrew gardens!
Ideas, tips, featured gardens plus the Shrew Garden of the Month.
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A garden with altitude...
“I zit ere every day and play
zee zpace invaderz on my mobile” says Fritz happily.
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Crumbling, old reactionary Rhondda attempts to answer your questions.
(Frankly, you’d do a better job on your own - the old bat should be
put out to pasture but we can’t afford anyone else yet!)
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What generation gap?
Dear Rhondda,
I am 73 and I am in love with a younger man.
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Be awed by the astonishing forecasting power of Madame Magenta Nostradamus Mon Coeur, clairvoyant and mystic guide to the stars. Hers is the lunatic realm - let her spirits guide YOU!
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Constellations The Vole and The skunk are both making life tiresome for ..?
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Looking good the Shrew way. Our award-free team bring you the latest in beauty techniques, regimes and product. Their incredible beauty tips are...well...incredible!
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Be smooth for 2007/8 - you will be amazed by what you can do with sandpaper!
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A monthly rant about whatever gets up Minnie's nose.
Light blue touch paper, stand well back and enjoy the fireworks!
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What’s wrong with people ??Where do I start ?
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View the pick of our readers' photo disasters with an instructive commentary by Shrew's own photographer Marco Lenz
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Photography crit.
You are shaking so much you haven’t got a hope of getting the
shot in focus! How mucssh did you have to drink ?
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The News and Weather
with Jorge Jorgensen.
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Boy Racerism - can it be cured with a simple vaccine? More...
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Monthly Disclaimer
All our shrews wear only their own or faux fur.
No animals were harmed in the making of this site
except for Frew the Shrew who got a monster hangover
after partying too hard at the launch - silly thing! Anyway that's nobody's fault but her own!
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We Shrews are all very keen to "give back" a bit.
Especially as some of us are actually endangered species!
So we have included this conservation section under the watchful
guidance of
Eco Shrew (you may have known her as Demmo Shrew in
the 60's!)
and her close friend Activist Shrew.
Here are some of her tips for getting started.
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